Better to try and sell a senate seat than be caught with an intern, I always say.  Every times a news report comes on about this Illinois Governor I suddenly zone out the reporter's voice and think "how on earth does he makes his hair do that?"  That thing makes Donald Trump look normal.  I wonder if his hair is related to Trump's hair.  And nobody is even thinking to interview Trump's hair and get it's opinion on the matter.  It's just the secret to fame.  Comb your hair like that and you'll be in the news.  Now...I need to go blow dry my hair if you don't mind.

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There should be a national study done to see how many people would be able to dodge two shoes flying at them when they least expect it.  Out of 100 people  I would guess that 10 would be able to dodge a soaring swoosh coming at their head.  I wonder how many past Presidents would be able to do it?  Clinton I think would at moved a little to late and have been hit on his shoulder.  Bush Sr would have taken it striaght on the nose.  Reagan would have been out cold.  And Carter...well someone needs to go find him now and throw a shoe at him.  All I can say is our President may not be quick when he uses his lips but when a shoe is flying at his face....QUICK AS A CAT!

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HUGH JACKMAN 12/13/2008
 

So rumor has it this guy is hosting the Oscars.  Don't you have to be funny for that gig?  Maybe they changed the requirements from funny to being able to shoot knives out your hands.  He's definitely good at that.  If the Oscar producers promised me a night full of Wolverine-slice-em-up-action...I would probably tune in. 

But let's face it!  Hollywood is out of touch with the common man.  What they need to do to get ratings is just give the awards to the movies that are actually worth watching.  If the common man had it our way we would have the Dark Knight walk out with every award.  From what I understand (and correct me if I am wrong) there are a small select few who actually make the final call on who wins those awards.  And actors want to win those awards so that they can be in bigger blockbusters which the fans are suppose to like.  If the point is to please the fans why not just look at ticket sales and give out the statues accordingly?  We have to do everything so complicated (why am I thinking of the BCS right now?).  Why not just look at what the masses like and give the peps an award. 

Wow....I got a little carried away there.  Back to Hugh Jackman!  I guess I'll watch now to see if this X-Man is a funny man.  Better than that Daily Show clown who just took the gig because nobody else wanted it.

Here's to the little man statue! 

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